Ned's Cottage in London. Ned...you have an amazing cottage. Every detail is perfect - the spacious porch, delicate lights, wallpapered hallway, and your locker set closet. Yes, your awesome locker set. Oh and that kitchen table with the folding chairs...if you ever want to sell it you have a buyer here.
So...Ned? Can I live...(cough)...umm I mean...visit your cottage? I'll even pay the airfare....sound good? I won't even pack luggage and instead raid your locker set. That dress...oh yeah, just my size...perfect.